It’s a long story It’s a long story! Xu Zhihu can feel ashamed and sigh with emotion.
A line of people have passed through the periphery of the demon tree, and the closer they are to the huge eccentric corn, the more obvious it becomes that the spiritual force in the air is banned. Xu Zhihu has nothing to repair, but there is no special feeling. However, beside Chijie and Su Daji, they have all been affected. Chijie can’t help but release a demon fire, and it turns out that this demon fire is not half as big as usual.
"It’s normal that the power of our witchcraft and multiplier will be suppressed to only one third." Su Daji ourtenant explained it to them and pointed to a wooden house in front of them. "Well, especially the wooden house where we are going to hold negotiations, which is the core area of the tomb-guarding demon tree, and the banned power will be brought to the limit."
So a group of people have reached the outside of the wooden house after Lv Feng reached out and pressed the door with a livid cold hum. "Let’s say how you negotiate depends on one of your families. If you let someone know who took the cicada … Hum!"
Hey, hey, hey, why are you looking at me when you are so murderous?
Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes and simply pushed the door first. "Yes, Lao Lu, it’s good that you are happy, but I’ll say it again seriously. I’ve never seen your cicada … lying in the trough!"
Millimeter signs just pushed the door and saw a cold light whistling!
Root to avoid Xu Zhihu’s first reaction was to tilt his head, and then he heard a loud roar in his ear. A fruit knife with a roaring cold light plunged the door beam next to him two inches away from his head!
Tears welled up in Xu Zhihu’s eyes. The problem is that before he came to deliver his escape speech, he saw a beautiful royal elder sister with a hundred flowers skirt rushing in front of him, hurriedly pulling out the fruit knife and rushing back homicidal. "Excuse me, let a little bitch hit the princess and fight with you!"
"Er … so cruel!" Xu Zhihu was petrified. The first reaction was, "Did your sister agree not to carry weapons?"
"Well, from a certain point of view, the fruit knife is really not a weapon, right?" Su Daji is used to it, and he still has the mood to point to the front. "Ahem, don’t you think those guys in front are really cruel compared with this?"
It’s really Xu Zhihu’s language. He looked up at the scene of a chaotic gang fight in the cabin-
Not counting that the big room is crowded with hundreds of monsters and evil spirits, and the gas refiners don’t know why these guys are fighting with each other in a murderous way, and because the demon power instruments are greatly banned, they can show their beauty. In terms of hand-to-hand combat, monkeys steal peaches, monkeys steal peaches, hags explore the sea, hags explore the sea, cut off their grandchildren’s feet, and several bastards spit on each other …
"How about this?" Xu Zhihu looked in awe, especially when he saw the royal elder sister with a hundred flowers skirt waving a fruit knife and murderously and violently killing another beautiful female goblin with a peach blossom skirt. Finally, he couldn’t help but turn to look at Su Daji weakly. "Er, empress, I want to say that your circle is a mess …"
"It’s okay, they don’t fight, but it’s strange." Su Daji is obviously numb and casually found a chair that looks complete. "Sit down and have some tea first. According to previous experience, it is estimated that they will have no physical strength in half an hour."
It doesn’t take half a quarter of an hour to prove the truth. Only a few minutes later, these guys are panting and tired, bruised and bruised. They each find a place to sit and catch their breath. Of course, they don’t forget to stare at each other and see if there are any stools and legs around them that can be used as temporary weapons …
"Er, did we bring any guy? Wait a minute to defend ourselves." Xu Zhihu turned to look at Chijie, but Zizi immediately volunteered to lift the candied haws. "Brother, after eating this, the bamboo stick can be used to prick people!"
"See, I told you they wouldn’t be able to fight soon." Su Daji didn’t care at all and pointed to those guys with a smile. "Come on, let me introduce you to one or several difficult ones before the negotiation. For example … Did you see the female goblin in the peach blossom skirt?"
"Just being chased by a fruit knife?" Xu Zhihu turned his head with a strange face and saw a wooden chair sitting there. The beautiful woman was as white as a peach blossom skirt like porcelain.
Of course, the skin is as white as porcelain, which is not the most obvious feature. The most obvious feature is that this peach blossom skirt is almost a luxury instrument that is bright and blind.
That gorgeous peach blossom skirt is carefully refined and customized by Tianyi Workshop. Holding a gold thread to show the bag is said to be designed by a woman named Tian Jin Niangniang in Jinxiu Mountain and sold for 30 yuan a year. Those blue high-heeled clogs on the feet are the latest instruments just released this year, and now even if there is a lingshi, you can’t buy it in the market; By the way, she holds the rouge gouache box in her hand. The box alone is inlaid with twelve purple light and clear water beads, each of which has magical effects of delaying aging …
The fact is that women can look at the peach blossom skirt and the royal elder sister’s gold thread show bag at this time. It’s already a jade cheek, and the eyes are full of little stars. I can’t help but reach out. "Ah, ah, I really want the latest model this year, but … I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it!"
"You have to earn a lot of milk powder money to resist the red?" Xu Zhihu hurriedly threw cold water on her and looked at Su Daji next to her. "It is said that this sister is full of brand-name luxury …"
"Mrs. Diyong!" Su Daji ourtenant nodded. "That’s right, that is to say, by the way, Zhongjin’s white-haired mousetrap secretly said that although she is full of luxury, it’s all parallel imports … it’s too expensive to help!"
Very good. Xu Zhihu silently recalled a The Journey to the West who lost his moral integrity and continued to see his monsters-
On the spot, the royal elder sister who just chased her with a fruit knife was gnashing her teeth. "Hum, what’s the big deal about some fake brand-name bags? If you want to buy a princess, you can buy the latest limited edition of Jinxiu Mountain … husband?"
Buy immediately buy buy buy buy next to the evil lich king in a yellow robe nodded quickly but wanted to think and pull a long face and whispered, "But Niang, can we buy it again in a few months? You see, we just bought the new abode of fairies and immortals and haven’t paid off the Lingshi in thirty-six years …"
Khan, a Xu Zhihu listened with awe and quickly looked at Su Daji, who casually waved his fox’s tail. "That’s right, the guy in the yellow robe is Huang Paoguai to his mother …"
I don’t introduce Xu Zhihu’s language. It’s not easy for you to look up to the sky. It’s so hard. You have to carry a mortgage for 36 years when you come back from Baihua country and rob a princess palace.
It’s not just the fact that Mrs. Diyong, Princess Huang Paoguai Baihua, swept over at the moment and suddenly felt that many faces were familiar. For example, the one next to him was holding a golden robe and rubbing against the black bear monster. I guess that means that he likes to collect robes and black wind monsters. Seriously, man, why do you collect so many robes? You’re not going to become a monk!
Never mind the reason. At this time, a large group of monsters had a fight. At this time, they were all black and blue. They were too tired to fight again. They were panting. The black wind monster students rubbed an egg for a long time and their eyes suddenly became swollen. Look left and right. "Er, are we going to negotiate today?"
Have you finally remembered?
Xu Zhihu was moved to tears, and then he saw Su Daji gently pat his hands with nine foxtail curls to directly drag the red sandalwood round table that was about to fall apart into the room-
"All right, let’s be serious … let’s say no drawing swords, no greeting each other’s parents, and that’s right. It’s impossible to draw circles and prick grass people!"
Chapter 165 I’m here to send invitations
In the 632-year history of Kunwu, the representatives of all forces in Xuanyuan Tombs lived in peace on the basis of the five cardinal principles of common development, mutual benefit and win-win situation. During the friendly consultation period, there were 36 insults in small-scale hand-to-hand combat and 12 reasons for group fights, which fully demonstrated the unity, love and mutual assistance of Xuanyuan Tombs …
Yeah, that’s right. That’s it!
Smoke-filled room while the group of guys with brain problems are still negotiating, Xu Zhihu hurriedly took Chijieer and Zizi, and they squatted aside, each with a bowl of instant noodles to suppress the fact that six little girls drank all the braised beef noodle soup, and there was no progress in the negotiations.
In fact, it’s really hard to make progress. A large group of guys have been fighting and fighting for decades. It’s a miracle to be able to sit around the table without directly pulling chopsticks and stabbing each other to death.
"Stop your head!" Princess Baihua combatively struck the table and poked the fruit knife directly at the table "armistice?" No problem, but let’s give up the two magic weapons that robbed me last year, and then we have to calculate the mental loss! "
"When did a dirty lie rob you of your magic weapon?" Mrs. Diyong was also angry with her almond eyes. "But your husband took advantage of Lun’s family to go out for practice last year, broke into the bottom hole and looted it and took away two beautiful maids!"
"I didn’t!" Huang Paoguai was frightened to disgrace to meet his wife’s suspicious eyes and immediately raised his hand. "Madam, you know me. I always like you. I plan to take those two maids back and cook for you. As a result, I hit the black wind and blame that bastard for a shameful sneak attack …"
"Ah Pei, labor and capital are called a tooth for a tooth!" The black wind monster is admiring the cassock. When he heard this, he immediately became angry. "I didn’t know which bastard robbed the labor field three years ago; Last year, a new batch of Ganoderma lucidum planted by employers and employees was stolen in the middle of the night, and even the roots were dug up; This year, it’s Lv Feng’s turn again. This idiot is crazy. You big ye, your The Story Of Diu Sim ran away with people … "
Boom
Haven’t come to say that finish after Lv Feng directly overturned table homicidal rushed around a large group of lich king frightened to disgrace hurriedly angrily grabbed tea urn plank brick stool legs suddenly is all kinds of roar roar watched will fight again at any time.
"Calm down! Calm down! " Su Daji wagged his tail and turned to see that Xu Zhihu was eating instant noodles and quickly pulled him over to save the scene. "Then you can tell me anything about the emergency in Zhihu Jianghu!"
Stop it! What’s wrong with me?
Xu Zhihu took half a bowl of instant noodles and looked forward to Su Daji’s face first, then looked around at a large group of ferocious and furious lich kings and seriously thought about it. "Well, everyone, why don’t we just raise the plastic fork … we can win two out of three games with rock, paper, scissors?"
All right, discuss the effect!
A large group of the lich king watched the suggestion and continued to gnash his teeth. In this way, Mrs. Chung was staring at each other combatively, and Huang Paoguai’s eyes were red and his face was twisted. The legs of the stool in Lu Feng’s hand trembled slightly, and it seemed that he would smash it out at any time.
At this moment, even though they are bound by the ban, the raging monsters still burst out from these guys like wild waves. The violent impact in the wooden house was accompanied by creepy scratches on the walls, and several cracks like cobwebs gradually appeared, as if they would completely collapse at any time …
Good heel. Think about it and know that a new round of group fighting is going to be exhibited again!
What can I say? The only thing Xu Zhihu can do is to retreat silently with half a bowl of instant noodles. Er, the smartest thing to do at this time is to retreat to the door and slide the door quietly and then …
Bang!
God knows what happened. Suddenly there was a loud explosion in the original crow’s nest!
Moments after the silence, the guys suddenly roared hysterically and swooped down. Princess Baihua pulled out a fruit knife and stabbed Mrs. Chichung. Mrs. Chichung’s backhand was a teacup and smashed back to Huang Paoguai. The latter grabbed the black wind strange neck and gave a bear’s paw to directly overturn the stool that was being lifted after Lv Feng-
"mean! Shame! Surnamed Lu, you actually sneak attack! "
"get out! Which eye did you see a sneak attack? It was you who took out the yellow robe first … How dare you monkey steal peaches? "
"Do you always hook up with my yellow robe when the princess is blind?"
"I’m afraid of you. I’ve put up with you for a long time. Did you buy a real bag soon? Is it necessary to show it off in front of me every day?"
Very good and powerful. In less than a few seconds, Xu Zhihu’s eyes filled with tears. Several monsters and ghosts have been fighting around. All kinds of fists, claws, teacups, stools and legs are flying horizontally, mixed with roaring, roaring, screaming and screaming, plus blood and front teeth …
Uh, it’s terrible. Kunwu is terrible. I’m going back to earth!
Xu Zhihu was moved to tears, and Chijie was also moved to tears. Then when the two of them turned their heads, they saw Zizheng blowing a big bubble while chewing bubble gum, and then … Bang!